How To Be A Stalker in Japan

In Japan, many times "romance" actually begins with the ancient Japanese tradition of stalking. So before you set out on your next land fishing trip, be sure to watch and memorize the below instructional video on How To Be A Stalker in Japan.





WARNING: Beware of the originally spoken English interpreted into Japanese and then translated back again into English subtitles. This may be somewhat confusing.



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Related: Japanese Breaking Up is Not So Hard To Do

Odaiba Tokyo Tilt Shift Video

Here is a very cool tilt-shift video by darwinfish105:



music: demetrios dafos - ensis (musica elletronica me002) by alex palumbo

You can read more about this video and see more awesome videos by darwinfish105 on his blog: High-Def(はいでふ) (Japanese)

See also Thailand Travel Video (Tilt-Shift)

Japanese Government vs Fukushima Citizens on The Right to Live

Via pejorativeglut Jul 23, 2011

UPDATE: Per my suggestion, this video is now featured on Boing Boing.

UPDATE #2: This video is now featured on Gizmodo.

Here is a truly astounding and WTF unbelievable, must see video on how current Japanese government officials are mistreating, ignoring and insulting their very own citizens in Fukushima! These residents are located outside of the current 20-30 km evacuation zone. However, since more high levels of radiation are being discovered near their homes and schools, they want the government to increase the evacuation zone and financially support them and their families to evacuate. But, of course, the Japanese government does not want to do this as it would involve many more residents and cost much, much more. In the beginning of this video, the Director of Local Nuclear Emergency Response Headquarters, Mr. Akira Satoh, answers some very serious questions from some very concerned Fukushima citizens:

Citizen: "As other people do, people in Fukushima have a right to avoid the radiation exposure and live a healthy life too. Don't you think so?"

Akira Satoh: "The government has tried to reduce the radiation exposure dose as much as it can."

Other citizens: "You didn't answer his question!"

Citizen: "So are you saying that they don't? They have that right don't they?

Akira Satoh: "I don't know if they have that right."

Can't believe it? Watch:



Above video was filmed and edited by some anonymous members of the Japanese Save Child website. English subtitles are 100% correct and were done by pejorativeglut.

The below picture is of Mr. Akira Satoh. Towards the end of the video, when he refused to accept the childrens' urine for radiation testing, they should have poured it all over him!



See also: Japan Prediction: Nuclear Holocaust, Tokyo Evacuated

Yao Ming Retires from the NBA

The world's ambassador of basketball and China's best-known professional athlete Yao Ming has retired. At 7' 6" he was the tallest player ever in the NBA. In recent years he was the most productive center with a career average of 19 points per game. Here is a wacky tribute by Next Media Animation TV:



See also: NMATV: Japanese Sumo 3D Animation News

Japan Women's Soccer Wins World Cup!

Inspired Japan shocks Team USA to win first Women's World Cup in penalty kicks

Via The Associated Press/MLive.com

"Japan has won the Women's World Cup, stunning the United States 3-1 in a penalty shootout Sunday night after coming from behind twice in a 2-2 tie.

Shannon Boxx, Carli Lloyd and Tobin Heath all failed to convert for the Americans, who squandered dozens of chances throughout the game and blew a lead just six minutes from winning their third World Cup title."




御祝い!御祝い!御目出度う御座います! Congratulations Japan!

Gamarjobat on Comedy Rocks w/ Jason Manford

Here is the award-winning hilarious Japanese dynamic duo Gamarjobat on the UK TV Show Comedy Rocks with Jason Manford:



See more about these very talented entertainers here: GAMARJOBAT Official WebSite|が〜まるちょば オフィシャル ウェブサイト

Japanese Bikini Girls Playing in Shit

Just when you thought that you have seen it all before in Japan, along comes yet another WTF image of some Japanese Bikini Girls playing in shit:



Actually the above is some artwork by the well-known contemporary artist Makoto Aida and is entitled "Shit by Jomon-type Monster (2003)":

An ephemeral outdoor ceramic piece made with art students and volunteers, Shit by Jomon-type Monster (2003), consisted of mounds of coiled, brown clay that simultaneously resembled gigantic feces and the pots left by Japan’s pre-historic Jomon civilization. Intentionally crude, the work was an embrace of failure...

Here is a recent interview with Makoto Aida "Bye-bye Kitty!!!":



See also:

Young Eye Popping Japanese Bikini Girl!

Poop steak, from Japan of course

Bollywood plus Japan

From hidaka820 here is the hilarious result of adding Bollywood to Japan:




See also: Prabhu Deva on Dance India Dance TV Show