Are you tired of reading the news about how the whole world is going to burn in a "sea of fire" and then surrender to The Great Eater? Have you had enough of the daily "threats" issued by The Army of Camouflage Fail? Don't you wish that Best Kim and South Park could just get along and become true Seoul Mates? We wish so too. And what could be a better way to a "happy ending" of a potentially catastrophic, end-of-the-world type of situation than through the fapping to reading of a good ol' North Korean English pornographic short story entitled "Pyongyang Fuck deep inside North Korea"!!! Note: If you've made it this far and are starting to sweat profusely, we know that you want it right now so go ahead and just click here. For others who may want some more background on this, here is the basic book description:
Miss Park Min Dae has just turned 18 and it is time for her first day at work after a long time spent learning in school. She's heard a lot about her new sexy boss and if Dae has her way, she'll get a whole lot more than a boring first day at work. With both her step dad and the neighbours son enthralled by her beauty she may have the time of her life! Now is the time for a little excitement deep inside North Korea. READER ADVISORY:This story contains content some readers may find objectionable, including voyeurism, exhibitionism, anal play, anal sex, oral sex and extended orgasms. If you have any problem with this, please do not purchase this book.
Here are just a few new photos released the other day by the very gorgeous Chinese Supermodel Olwen Jin Mei Xin. In addition to car and fashion modeling, she has also appeared as an anchorwoman and guest on Chinese TV on several occasions throughout the nation. To see more spectacular photos of this top model, please visit Olwen Jin's official Facebook page, her official blog and her Weibo page. See also: Chinese Supermodel Jin Mei Xin "Princess IT"
Here is a very shocking undercover video of the DPRK filmed by some freelance North Korean journalists working for Asiapress in December 2012 for Japanese TV. Below the video, we have provided an accurate English translation of the narrative. Viewer discretion is very strongly advised. 00:00 Close to the border with China, in Hyesan, Ryanggang province in this video filmed just last month there a lot of people waiting at a bus stop. Then a very crowded bus stops and the people try to get on it but they cannot as it is too jammed packed. Then the bus took off in order to shake off the people hanging onto the outside. 00:37 Then we see the market place of Hyesan. Here rice, meat and colorful shoes are being sold. It is said that there is a food shortage even though there is so much in the market. It appears to be a rich market supporting the residents' lifestyles. This is the way of living for these people in the countryside. These are the first favorable scenes that we have seen since Kim Jong Un became the leader of the DPRK. 01:17 However, looking closely we also see many homeless children or "Kochebi" with vacant looks sitting or walking around the market. And then we see a very young child lying on the ground in front of a white wall. It looks like the child has fallen. But the people walk by without looking and showing no surprise. Then the photographer says that this child has been dead for the past three days. 02:04 Then we go inside to meet some of the people from Hyesan. One young girl says that the number of homeless children in the market and at the train station is increasing. She also says that there are many people dying. So many that she can't count them. 02:19 Then we see an elementary school in Sinuiju, North Pyeongan province. The sign at the entrance to the school building says "Thank you beloved Dear Leader Kim Jong Un." And then on a sign in the central square of the city we see this slogan "Let's unconditionally carry out Comrade Kim Jong Un's orders very thoroughly." Here the aim is to increase the authority of the First Secretary Kim Jong Un. 02:58 And then in the square there are some older women selling food. "Grandmother what do you have?" "Some vegetables and bread." 03:13 Then we took a brief look at some of the town's other activities. "For the wealthy who have been living a good lifestyle from long ago, things have become better. But for common people like us, things have gotten much worse." 03:33 "In the current trading system, clampdowns have increased in all aspects. Further government tightening is also restraining the movement of people. The flow of goods gets stopped on the road and that hurts business." 03:49 And here at Sinuiju train station many people are importing goods from China to Pyongyang. People are walking one after another towards the station but these policemen are controlling the movement of the people and the goods. 04:05 "HEY YOU! GET OUT OF HERE! GET OUT OF HERE!" yelled a station employee wearing a red arm band. These officials are controlling the traffic of citizens and supplies. 04:35 In North Korea there is not enough electricity so often the schedule of the railways gets disrupted. Because of that problem the government has ordered that the movement of people and goods to be strictly controlled. 04:51 Here is news video journalist Ishimaru Jiro who has obtained a series of videos of the DPRK. "The majority of people in North Korea now are involved in trading activities so that they can keep eating. With all of these strict regulations, business gets slowed down and, in short, cash decreases. There is a lot of rice and other goods available in the markets, but without money, no one can buy them." "In summary, people who do not have access to food cannot continue living." 05:19 In the current system there is a gap widening between the people who don't have and the people that have government power. 05:29 Here is a look at one day on the outskirts of Sinuiju. "What are you throwing away?" asks the photographer. "Grains of rice are falling," the old woman says. In the rice fields, there are some other people looking for grains of rice. This is another look at the widening gap between the residents. In the end, another old woman complains of not finding anything. 05:54 Arrests are severe and everyone's lifestyle is agonizing. What can this youngster in his 20s do? The only thing they (the government) are good at is making people suffer. 06:12 There is a common question of who are these "Kochebi" wandering the streets? 06:15 In the morning we saw another homeless child. He was wearing an adult-sized jacket and dragging a bag. He stood still and stared into the camera when next to the photographer. The photographer then gave him an ice candy and told him not to say anything about his camera. Then the photographer asked him "At your house, are both your father and mother gone?" He answered "Yes". 06:52 The widening gap between people in North Korea. Where will all of this end up going to? UPDATE: 3-20-13 The situation in the DPRK is now being reported by independent and underground news networks as very critical and at least one food riot was averted in one major city. Watch for updates in the comments section. See also: North Korean Comic Jugglers Live Show (filmed in the DPRK) The Making of "Nothing To Envy" Film'The Defector' Film Premieres at IDFAPremiere of "Camp 14 - Total Control Zone"North Korean Concentration Camp Drawings
Recently produced by Vice Media Japan, here is a very chilling short documentary on two Fukushima farmers who, in the face of high levels of radioactivity, are still bravely working their desolate farms and feeding their animals. One farmer, Naoto Matsumura, is still living within the 20 kilometer evacuation zone in Tomioka. Another farmer, Kenji Hasegawa, had to evacuate his town of Iitate and now lives in temporary housing. Together they tell some very somber tales of the nuclear accident, TEPCO's lies, their separated families and Japanese government failures two years after the disasters of March 11, 2011. See also: Fukushima Housewife's Story of Nuclear MeltdownKraftwerk Live in Tokyo @ NO NUKES
Via Rocket News March 7, 2013 As a promotion of David Bowie's soon-to-be-released new album "The Next Day" Sony Music Japan will be converting part of it's building into the David Bowie Cafe from March 9th - March 24th. This new cafe will feature music from the new album and a special selection of food and drinks as inspired by Bowie. Pub Cardinal, a British Pub on the first floor of the Sony Building will be converted into a cafe decorated with various photos, posters, album covers etc. from the now five-decade career of the The Thin White Duke. Moar... Related: Bowie's "Where Are We Now?" #6 on UK Top 40New David Bowie Single & Album Comeback
Within this past week, we have seen former NBA star Dennis Rodman visit North Korea and then afterwards gush over Kim Jong Un with this: "I love him. The guy is awesome. He was so honest." About that former Assistant Secretary of State Stephen Ganyard said "There is nobody at the CIA who could tell you more personally about Kim Jong Un than Dennis Rodman, and that in itself is scary." And now we have another ironic twist as seen in a recent blog post/press release by "Kim Jung-Bay" it appears as though The Pirate Bay has moved it's infamous website to Pyongyang, Best Korea North Korea! While we cannot confirm the below photo as official it does clearly appear as though The Dear Leader did in fact meet with Mr. Sunde and Mr. Svartholm and has saved The Pirate Bay, saved freedom and saved freedom of speech for our glorious worldwide internets! Manse! Manse!* See also: Kim Jong Il Invented Photoshop!Kim Jong Il & Om Yun Chol Win Olympic Gold!People's Daily: Kim Jong Un "Sexiest Man Alive"
Here are two new photos of international super model Li Ying Zhi nickname: "Marilying" modeling some summer swimsuit fashion. She also made a guest appearance on a Beijing sports TV show earlier this week. Be sure to see more of this popular model's photos on her official Facebook page. Related: Li Ying Zhi Chinese New Year Photos Chinese Supermodel Li Ying Zhi w/ Pink Hair New Photo of Supermodel Li Ying Zhi #3 New Photo of Supermodel Li Ying Zhi #2 New Photo of Supermodel Li Ying Zhi 2012 Beijing Auto Show Model Li Ying Zhi
