Chengdu Panda Base Center's 14 Cubs

Chengdu Panda Base Center's 14 Cubs

Via BBC Sep 24, 2013

Today China continued to take over the world with its heart-warming "panda-monium" weapons of mass delight as the Chengdu Panda Base Center showed off 14 of its panda cubs born between July and September of this year. All the cubs were artificially bred and are currently being raised at the Chengdu center. The biggest baby is Meng Meng weighing in at about 4 kilos while the smallest is Ya Yi at 700 grams. Meanwhile in Scotland's Edinburg Zoo female giant panda Tian Tian has recently been put on a 24-hour pregnancy watch and could give birth to a new cub any day now. Here is the BBC news video on this:



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Korea's Web Damsel Chip-Chan Goes Outside?

Korea's Web Damsel Chip-Chan Goes Outside
Chip Chan as previously seen on her live video webcams.

Via The Kernel September 15, 2013

Recently in second-best Korea it was reported that a young woman was literally "trapped" on the internet inside of her own live video webcams! This damsel-in-distress news quickly made its way to 4chan and then exploded across the Asian internets. Many viewers struggled to interpret her scribbled signs and one time when she remained motionless for hours, several others began to wonder if the web had been trolled by a corpse!

Well, even though it is well known that there are no girls on the internet, it turned out that she is a real, living young Korean woman residing somewhere in Seoul. She has been given the nickname of "Chip-Chan" partly based on her own self-scribed Engrish history as seen on her personal blog entitled "Verichip for criminal destroys me":



Mmmmkay.... so we have a woman in trouble. She suddenly gets discovered by millions of guys on the web who are now all fully registered members of her fan club base known as "Chippies". Then soon afterwards she seems to either find the way out of her "trap" or she went to sleep in one of her filing cabinets as she has been known to do in the past. Whadayathink? WTF Actual right? Because Korea right? Pr0n site promo right? Incidentally, the local authorities are aware of this woman and they know her real, true identity and address in case anyone is worried.

But probably the most likely outcome is that Chip-Chan is now actually dating some of her very own "Chippies" and no longer is "afraid of sleeping" so to say. Well either way, her live video webcams are still up and running even though she has temporarily disappeared from the spotlight. We managed to hijack embed two of them below for your scientific research and/or viewing pleasure:




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Vice Japan's "Korean Poo" Show Upsets Koreans

Via 3Yen News Japan September 8, 2013

Vice Japan's Korean Poo Upsets Koreans

In a recent Vice Japan episode, investigative reporter Yuka Uchida traveled to Seoul to visit Dr. Lee Chang Soo a traditional Korean medicine doctor in order to try human feces wine or "Ttongsul" (똥술) which has been used for medicinal purposes for centuries. According to Uchida, Dr. Soo is one of the last Korean physicians who prescribes and makes Korean Poo wine for his patients.

This episode also includes a visit to the Toilet Culture Park in Suwon. This unusual public garden/museum includes many amusing statues and ancient toilets from centuries ago. It is explained how servants would use these hand-held scoops to collect the King's feces. Once done, the first servant would test the odor and the second servant would also smell it and even eat some of the King's shit in order to get a more accurate health level! This was done despite not knowing exactly what healthy excrement was supposed to taste like. (?) O_O

Next up is Mr. Toilet House. Included here is a collection of mini statues of human beings squatted down in the process of practicing the ancient Korean tradition of outdoor defecation. Three of the statues are reported to be of the Buddha, Eve, and Jesus himself!

So to summarize, we have an "investigative reporter" who said "it was hard to find reliable information online". Also, with no fact checking at all, she claimed that Dr. Soo is "one of the last Korean physicians who prescribes and makes Korean Poo wine for his patients." And, according to the Toilet Culture Park manager, long ago, servants would sniff and taste samples of Korean Kings' excrement even though it was not known what healthy feces should taste like.

Riiiiiiiiiigghhtt!

(Does anyone want to buy a river-front condo inside the DMZ?)

NOPE!


Yuka then gets a call from the good Doctor saying that his bowel movement brew was now ready. Can Yuka drink it? Let's see how that goes:



Well, the broadcast of this episode on Chosun TV stirred up quite a shit storm of negative reactions and anger from some Korean viewers according to Kotaku. Is anyone surprised by that?

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Giant Panda Bears Live From China!

Giant Panda Bears Live From China!
They're climbing the walls trying to escape!

All the way from the Chengdu Panda Base Research Center in Chengdu, China here is the 24/7 iPanda live video web cam of all of the ongoing panda-monium:

The mid to long-term plan of the research center is to gradually release the pandas back into the wildlife. They have completed the first phase of the plan in raising up many new cubs to attain the goal of 300 live pandas in total. Now the research center is working with the Chinese government in developing new and extended natural reserves in the Sichuan, Shaanxi and Gansu provinces of China. The recent increase in baby cub births has really been a great inspiration for this movement which may be completed within the next 50 years or so.

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