New Julie Watai Photo

Just released earlier today here is a new photo of everyone's favorite Japanese maid/electrical engineer/photographer/songwriter/singer the very talented and beautiful Julie Watai:



Don't forget to get your copy of Julie's new Hardware Girls Magazine.

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Hoàng Khai Nhan Chinese Fisherman Photo

Here is a very beautiful night time photo of a Chinese Fisherman by Hoàng Khai Nhan:



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See more photos by Hoàng Khai Nhan.

See also: Somewhere in Southern China...

Sacha Baron Cohen & Kim Jong Il's Ashes @ The Oscars

Via BreitBart.tv February 26th, 2012

Ryan Seacrest: "Is coming to the Oscars one of the best perks of whatever it is your job is?"

The Dictator: "Yes I love it here because it gave me an opportunity to bring my dear friend and double's tennis partner Kim Jong Il. It was his dream to come to the Oscars and to be sprinkled over the red carpet and over Halle Berry's chest again. The funny and the interesting thing is actually..."

He was warned. But he did it again! Tonight at the Oscars Sacha Baron Cohen appeared on the red carpet as the "Admiral General Aladeen" character from his new movie "The Dictator" and did this:



Yup! And that was real security that muscled him away. Below is the official trailer for the upcoming film "The Dictator":



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Why, China Why? Because China #5

Earlier this month, we once again asked the unanswerable question of "Why, China Why?" for a picture of some Chinese guy using a jackhammer on the street in his flip-flops! But we did get one good answer from Mr. T who wrote in that "Japan can never hope to beat China, the masters of hi-tech." And that kind of explained that.

However today we find ourselves asking once again "Why, China Why" with the discovery of this new photo:



If you check the source of this pic you'll see a caption with "6. Also among other healing procedures in this resort there is attaching of walnuts to the eyes and putting on fire dried leaves of Chinese wormwood which are placed in the ears of patients."

Mmmmkaaay...but again WHY, CHINA WHY??? And once again we arrive right back at the same exact answer "Because China."

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High Level Asian Ping Pong by GakAttack

Here is an exciting video that features some very high level Asian ping pong by Toronto's very own short filmmaker GakAttack aka. "Yung Lee." Lee is a young and upcoming Chinese-Canadian director and actor. He has gained quite a following through his very clever, funny and action-packed videos. After all he is GakAttack and his "life is action-packed." Check this out:



Some of Lee's more popular shorts include Jedi Ninjas Ft. Team2X and the fantasy fighter Epic Anime Time in which he went to Anime North 2011 and took cosplay to a whole new level! All of his clips are very well produced and feature some incredible stunts and special effects. Be sure to stay tuned to GakAttack.

See also: Indie Japanese Sci-Fi Short "Source"

Coming Soon: "Dead Sushi" Japanese Movie

Here's a new preview trailer of an upcoming movie from the maker of The Machine Girl, Robogeisha! and Karate-Robo Zaborgar. AV and theatrical motion picture director, screenplay writer and actor Noboru Iguchi is about to release a new movie entitled Dead Sushi. From watching the trailer, this flick appears to be another classic B-film that looks scary, sexy. fun and funny! Check it out:

NOTE: This trailer is NSFW and NSFL (not safe for lunch).



Find out more about this movie at the official website "Dead Sushi."

Related: "Jiro Dreams of Sushi" Trailer

Is Jeremy Lin Really Ask A Ninja?

No doubt by now you've heard all about basketball sensation Jeremy Lin. And his popularity keeps soaring with so much Linsanity going on! So far he has made the cover of Sports Illustrated TWICE (2x)! He's been on the cover of Time Asia magazine and the cover of Time magazine with the headline story "It’s Official: Linsanity Is for Real." He's an Evangelical Christian and was a leader in Harvard's Asian American Christian Fellowship. He wants to become a priest and has talked about helping out underprivileged kids in inter-city communities after his basketball career. It really seems as though Jeremy Lin just cannot do anything wrong.

Or can he?

Today we discovered the below video which has raised some serious questions about Lin and the world-renowned comedian Ask A Ninja. And, most likely, this is the most serious one: Is Jeremy Lin actually the funny, black-comic guy known as THE NINJA? Also is his real name actually "Jeremy Linja?" Watch this video closely and let us know what you think:




Other questions: Did you notice in the above thumbnail pictures that Lin's Knicks jersey is the exact same color as the background for The Ninja? Did you ever notice that The "Ask A Ninja" Ninja and Jeremy Lin have never been photographed together?

Well, Mark Twain said it best with “Every one is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.”

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Hardware Girls Magazine Model Yun Chi

From the new Hardware Girls Magazine by Julie Watai please welcome the very beautiful model and singer for Asobi System named Yun Chi:



Be sure to get your copy now!

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High Level Asian Performance Artist Li Wei

Previously we featured Liu Bolin: China's #1 'Forever Alone' Artist who is world-renowned for his camouflage artistry. And today we are featuring another world-renowned and, literally, very high level Asian artist known as Li Wei. This award-winning artist has made a huge name for himself in his photographs and videos that show him in many WTF and beautiful gravity-defying scenes that are, indeed, very dangerous. Below are some photos of his work.

From the "St.Moritz Art Masters" exhibit in St. Moritz, Switzerland (Fall 2011):



From the November 2006 exhibit entitled “LI WEI” held in Grleria Espacio, Madrid, Spain:



Here is a very unusual and funny video of Li Wei doing his "Mirror" public performance art presentation:



Li Wei will soon have another photo exhibit featuring his work in Paris at the Parc de la Villette from March 20th to August 19th, 2012. To find out more about this incredible artist, please visit his official website Artist Li Wei.

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Rimjin-gang's Underground North Korea News Update

Reporting from the inside of North Korea, the very brave underground news team known as the Rimjin-gang has released a new report written in June 2011 and published in December 2011. In this news update it is shown that people who carry oversized luggage or look too shabby are not permitted to enter train stations in Pyongyang. The reason for this is to "depict the showcase city, Pyongyang, as a beautiful and rich capital to the outside world." A reporter who goes by the name of Gu Gwang-ho writes:

"Soldiers standing at the entrance checkpoint are the military police of the People’s Army. Whenever they find a person with a shabby appearance, wearing a backpack or carrying a large piece of luggage, they stop them at the entrance of the station to prevent them from travelling to the city center."

"Many passengers carry a look of resignation as it happens very often. But sometimes we see people express their anger openly which turns into an acrimonious quarrel."

In another report also written in June, 2011 and published in December 2011, Gwang-ho writes about a growing economic inequality between the upper class and the middle class of The Worker's Paradise. According to Gwang-ho:

"Our country’s TV news often shows a gap between the rich and the poor in the capitalist countries, lashing out with militant slogans, and always ends up in defending the superiority of socialism."

"But the scenes that I witness in every day life are nothing more than a gap or a disparity in the society. The gap lies between the privileged class and the ordinary citizen. Of course the TV and the party papers never mention about this because the gap shall not exist in our country. "

About the Rimjin-gang: This is an anonymous group of North Korean reporters living in North Korea. They are risking their lives in order to publish real news stories, photos and videos about the many social problems inside The Hermit Kingdom. These reporters are working closely with Asiapress Publishing in Osaka, Japan. They published this very shocking video back in December 2010:



Asiapress Publishing also has published a hardcover book in English entitled "Rimjin-gang News From Inside North Korea." This book includes 495 pages containing more than 180 photos(B&W). Order your copy here.



See also:

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North Korean Laborers in Siberia

WTF UFC 144 Japanese Anime Commercial

In case you missed it, UFC 144 Edgar vs Henderson will be held this Saturday at Japan's Saitama Super Arena in Saitama, Japan. Featured on the card will be Frankie "The Answer" Edgar vs Smooth Ben Henderson in a Lightweight Championship bout. Quinton "Rampage" Jackson will fight Ryan "Darth" Bader in a Lightweight matchup. In the Heavyweight division Mark "Super Samoan" Hunt will go against Cheick "Kingo" Kongo. This should be a very exciting fight night in Japan!

Below is the recently released Japanese UFC 144 Anime TV commercial which is so full of 'WTF' and 'Only in Japan' it now unofficially ranks as the ultimate UFC promo ever seen! Listen closely for these lyrics at 0:15 : "Hey Hey Let's Go Kickassu, Taisetsuna mono protect my balls!" or "Hey Hey Let's go kick ass but most important is to protect my balls!" Also in the chorus they repeat "Let's Fighting Love!" You gotta love it! Check it out:



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China Releases Photos of Alien Moon Base

Via The Canadian National Newspaper 20 February 2012 Compiled by Scott C. Warring

Last week on February 14th Youtube user StephenHannardADGU posted this footage of an alleged alien moon base and reported that this image was one of many taken by China's new Chang'e 2 moon orbiter. And according to Dr. Michael Salla "there is a Military Industrial Extraterrestrial Complex or MIEC, and that Earth is being assmiliated by an alien agenda which also operates on Earth's Moon." StephenHannardADGU also claims that there are many more similar HD images that will soon be released by the China National Space Administration (CNSA). He also claims that those photos will prove the existence of extraterrestrial life on the moon. This news may be true and we'll be eagerly awaiting to see the other new photos.

Note: According to StephenHannardADGU:

"The narration by Karl Wolf has nothing to do with the images in this video. I included the narration by Karl Wolf merely to help the viewer realise that the cover-up by NASA concerning Alien structures on the Moon has been going on for decades".

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Tokyo Auto Salon Models 2012

In Japan last month the Tokyo Auto Salon 2012 was held in Makuhari Messe, Chiba City. This annual event is quite popular throughout the world. A videographer who goes by the handle of bw2046 filmed some of this year's Japanese bikini models from the JLug Car Magazine:



Related: Japanese Models @ Tokyo Auto Salon 2009

Somewhere in Southern Taiwan...

...you'll find this heavenly view on a hiking trail in Chiayi County:



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Japanese Guitar Girl vs Van Halen

A common practice amongst Japanese folks is to make up a new contest for just about everything possible. This custom is based on the Japanese "fighting spirit" tradition and the practice of traditional martial arts through the centuries. So we decided to create a new Youtube video contest featuring a faceless Japanese Guitar Girl known as 17586063 in a very close match up against Van Halen. This challenge features both playing the hit song "Judgement Day" from the For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge album. So here they are via Youtube doubler:

After watching both clips, who do you think the winner is?

Be sure not to miss Van Halen on their current 2012 world tour.

If you can read Japanese, check out our favorite guitar girl's blog.

See also: Electric Eel Shock - Rock & Roll Can Rescue The World

New Collage Artwork by Rex Ray

Released just today, here is a very beautiful and awesome new collage artwork done by the one and only Mr. Rex Ray:



See also: Rex Ray Clowns

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New Julie Watai Hardware Girls Magazine

Now on sale at Amazon.co.jp be sure to get the latest issue of the Hardware Girls Magazine featuring Julie Watai and all of her hot model friends! This just went on sale today.(Japanese only)



This issue also includes a chiptunes music CD. You can see the track listing on the Akiba Blog.

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Jackie Chan Fights Like a Boss in "1911"

Here is a short but very cool fight scene from last year's film "1911." Here we see the invincible Jackie Chan tell three bad guys what time it is just like a boss:



See also: Tommy Lee Jones Acts Like a Boss for Suntory

China Sex Toy Factory NSFW Photos

Via Buzzfeed 2-15-12

Just in time for those forever alone post Valentine's Day blues, here are some NSFW and not so fappy photos from a Chinese Sex Toy Factory:





See also: New Japanese Bukkake Doll "Aya Aya"

Fappy Valentine's Day w/ Hina Yamamoto

OK guys, let's all have a very fappy valentine's day with the beautiful Hina Yamamoto 山本陽菜:



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Download More Photos of Hina Yamamoto 山本陽菜

See more about this gravure idol here Hina Yamamoto 山本陽菜 on Amazon.co.jp (Japanese only).

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NMA TV on Facebook's David Choe

Most likely, you have recently heard a lot about Facebook artist and stockholder David Choe. On last week's NSFW Howard Stern show he talked about his very colorful career as a gambler and graffiti artist. And now he is featured in a truly hilarious 3D animation news clip by Taiwan's Next Media Animation TV:



See also: Liu Bolin: China's #1 'Forever Alone' Artist

Art Review: "Rex Ray Clowns"

North Korean Documentary "Kimjongilia"

Perhaps one of the best documentaries on North Korea, here is Kimjongilia - The Movie . This full-length film gives us an in-depth look at the inhumane concentration camps, the brainwashing of the people, the arrests and murders of so many relatives, and the harrowing tales of escape as told by many defectors from the D.P.R.K. "Kimjongilia - The Movie " exposes the tragedy of one of the world's worst human rights disasters - North Korea.




Related: Canadian DPRK Documentary "The Defector"

See also: North Korean Laborers in Siberia

Tommy Lee Jones' Final Boss Coffee CM ???

For the past six years, Tommy Lee "Space Alien" Jones has starred in many very funny Suntory Boss Coffee Japanese TV commercials. All of them were very popular in Japan and Tommy Lee was, literally, seen everywhere throughout the nation on many vending machines. But now it appears as though this series has come to an end. In this seemingly final episode, TLJ appears as a doctor with magical powers who ends up being deported sailing away in a boat with local municipal authorities.



But who knows? Maybe the "Space Alien" will return to Japan again soon.

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Why Kim Jong-Un is Immortal

Via Meme Generator

The new "Outstanding Leader" looks much like his forever alone lasting grandfather Kim Il-Sung and, of course, his eternal "Dear Leader" father Kim Jong-Il. So part of it all is based on natural genetics. But here is the real reason why Kim Jong-Un survived yesterday's assassination attempt and showed the world how he is, in fact, an immortal warrior of the celestial sun:



See more about the great powers of the Supreme Eater at Kim Jong-Fun.

Flash Update from our Asian News Desk:



Related: Kim Jong Il Invented Photoshop!

North Korean Version of "Take on Me"

Makoto Wada Anti Nuclear Poster

Via Ex-Skf February 11, 2012

In a similar style of protest art first seen by Tokyo's Chim↑Pom‬, Japan's famous graphic designer, illustrator and film director Makoto Wada recently exhibited his own anti-nuclear poster. And apparently this has created quite a backlash within Japan's social media networks.



See more anti-nuclear protest art posters at 反原発ポスター展 NO MORE FUKUSHIMA.

Related: Japan's Chim↑Pom‬ 'Super Rats' Attack Tokyo

Mutant radioactive rats invade Shibuya Tokyo!

Meanwhile on Japanese TV...

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This Japanese TV comic skit is somewhat similar:




See also: OH! Mikey: "Our New Life in Japan"

Kim Jong-Un Was Assassinated

Via BBC News/Twiter 2-12-2012

The previous rumors were true and it has now been confirmed that Kim Jong-Un was assassinated:



Note: Other rumors/reports are coming in that China's People's Liberation Army (PLA) is now occupying Pyongyang and other areas of North Korea.

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Was Kim Jong Un Assassinated?

Via Weibo.com and GLP 2-10-12




BREAKING: Kim Jong-Un Was Assassinated

Wild rumors are now circulating on Chinese and English Twitter micro blogs that Best Korea's Best Kim Jong Un was assassinated earlier today in Beijing!

From Weibo.com:

Phoenix Video: microblogging hot] Korea councils dynamic has suddenly become the hot microblogging. According to various sources, the current situation of North Korean leader jinzhengen and vehicles in and out of the Korean Embassy, there is no official news. A proven News @ Phoenix video publishing the first time, please pay attention!

From GLP

[BeautyLulu1981]
BeautyLulu1981 : Just now, the Hong Kong Jade news, said the situation in North Korea is out of control, the Chinese People's Liberation Army to enter Pyongyang in two hours, the primary goal is to prevent nuclear proliferation. Does North Korea really a big? ! ! !

Updates on these rumors are to follow as more information is discovered. Meanwhile please enjoy the North Korean Version of "Take on Me".

BREAKING: Kim Jong-Un Was Assassinated

Ronald McDonald's Sexy Japanese Girlfriend

What else can I say? I'm Lovin' It!



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Chinese Shopping Cart Transport Video

Here is a short clip that shows how shopping carts are transported in a supermarket in Harbin, China.



Why? Because China.


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PBS Documentary "Nuclear Aftershocks"

In their popular show Frontline, PBS recently released a truly stunning documentary called "Nuclear Aftershocks." This documentary film presents an in-depth look at the Fukushima disaster. It includes previously unpublished footage and an accurate account of how it all happened. Nuclear Aftershocks also takes us to the US and Europe and questions the possibility of a Fukushima type disaster happening in the United States. Presented by Frontline correspondent Miles O'Brien.




See more interesting documentaries at Frontline. And don't miss Frontline's upcoming film "Inside Japan’s Nuclear Meltdown." Below is the trailer:

Watch Inside Japan's Nuclear Meltdown on PBS. See more from FRONTLINE.

Kim Jong Il Invented Photoshop!

Via College Humor February 8, 2012

In this very educational demonstration video, Photoshop Project Manager Brian O'Neal Hughes shows us some tips on touching up publicity photos for the recent Great Leader's state funeral. He also reveals some other previously unknown secrets. Check it out:



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See also: North Korean Version of "Take on Me"

Somewhere in Southern China...

...you'll find this picturesque village.



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Masturbation (Fapping) Illegal in China!

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Yu Darvish Dating A Japanese Porn Star?

Via NMA TV/Apple Action News

Texas Ranger's new 60 million dollar man, Yu Darvish, has been reported to be dating a Japanese porn star with a G-cup sized bustline and an "electric tongue." It is suspected that this could be the one and only Kirara Asuka (NSFW). If this report is true it should not bother Darvish at all as he himself has posed nude in some Japanese women's magazines. Here is a news report from Taiwan on this latest development:

Note: Click on the CC button to turn on the English closed captions.




See also: Japanese Forever Alone Baseball in Space

"Jiro Dreams of Sushi" Trailer

Here is the official trailer for the upcoming documentary film entitled "Jiro Dreams of Sushi." This movie is about the world's greatest sushi chef named Jiro Ono. He is the owner of a small sushi shop known throughout the world as "Sukiyabashi Jiro" and located in Tokyo's Ginza subway station. This restaurant is the only sushi shop to ever win a Michelin Guide 3-star award and reservations are made one year in advance. Jiro Ono is recognized by the Japanese government as a living national treasure.



Coming soon: "Jiro Dreams of Sushi"

North Korea's Lee Chun Hee Retires from TV

North Korea's celebrity anchorwoman Lee Chun Hee aka Ri Chun-hee is calling it quits. Well known throughout the world for her devoted and emotional news casts, she is now starting to train younger anchor students. Also known as an "Anchor With An Attitude" and "Pyongyang Lady", she was interviewed by China Central Television (CCTV) in a behind the scenes look inside her studio:



And here she is crying while announcing the deaths of Kim Il Sung in 1994 and Kim Jong Il last year:



See also: North Korean Version of "Take on Me""

Hong Kong Face Slimmer Demo Video

In this short Hong Kong Face Slimmer Demo Video, Hsiao Mi shows how to use this 2-in-1 face-lift and thin neck roller. This manual roller device is much easier to use than the Japanese mouthpiece face slimmer. The mouthpiece model requires one to get into a bathtub, put the slimmer in their mouth and then repeat all of the Japanese vowels "a i u e o" 『あ　い　う　え　お』 over and over for three (3) minutes a day everyday for the rest of one's life.

Nope.

This one is much easier to use.

This hand-held wheel type slimmer doesn't require any talking nor getting into a bathtub as one should just simply roll it around their face for about 10 minutes or so each night. It also costs less and while using it one can relax and watch TV at the same time. Apparently by doing this one can lift up their face and thin out those horrible double chins. Check out how Hsiao Mi starts using it when she says "Look Me":



See more about this product and other beauty products at AmiShophk By Shopping-Cart.Com.HK.


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North Korean Version of "Take on Me"

Unless you've been living in the DPRK, you probably have seen or heard about some kind of strange and funny North Korean videos. Most of the time they feature young kids playing and singing traditional folk tunes or patriotic songs. But now all the way from the Kum Song School in Pyongyang, we have a group of accordion students playing A-Ha's big 80s hit "Take on Me":



This performance is a part of "The Promised Land" project by director and artist Morten Traavik. You can read more about this production at Traavik.info Creative Intelligence Agency and at Barents Spektakel 2012.

UPDATE: Some readers have already written in and Anna from Tokyo wrote: "Didja notice how the phone rang immediately after they finished the song? Probably it was the new Best Kim (aka "The Young-Un" and "Kim Jong Iliberace")



demanding their immediate arrest and incarceration for playing that "foreign devil's music."

We also have an update from the almighty Taro, the lame who says "Japan is always better than Korea! See irrefutable proof":





And, obviously, that is correct as everyone knows that the Japanese are superior to all other humans. But don't forget that Pyongyang North Korea is ‘better’ than Tokyo!

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Why, China Why? Because China #3

In our first "Because China" post we featured a bulldozer on top of an old apartment building while demolishing it! And our favorite Japan correspondent Mr T replied "Why China"?--This is the way they built it" and cleverly referenced this photo. And that reply did speak volumes.

But now we have another inexplicable "Because China" photo that once again begs the question "Why China, Why?"

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Any ideas at all are greatly appreciated.

Related: Why, China Why? Because China #2

See more at Because China.

Toyota Camry Super Bowl Commercial

With the Super Bowl this weekend, it seems as though more and more sponsors are releasing their halftime commercials in advance. But maybe you don't like football, or you could less about the game. Or maybe you hate TV commercials. However, everyone loves the bowl's halftime commercials and this new Toyota Camry commercial is really a winner. Check it out:



See also: Chinese Cop On The Hood of a Speeding Car!