Chinese Engrish T-Shirt: Spend Calm Life

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The above photo features a beautiful model wearing a funny Chinese Engrish T-Shirt entitled "Spend Calm Life" and we have provided the below "translation":

SPEND CALM LIFE
FEEL AT PEACE NATURALLY
CARRY ALL EVERTHING
The special indicating
BEFORE ONE
THERE IS NOTHING
TO BE AFRAID OF
Blood Me.

THERE IS NOT AT
ALL THE MIND
TO GIVE UP
THERE IS NOT SCATY THING
FOR HER AT ALL NOW
YOU PLEASE STRONGLY LIVE LIKE HER, TOO
GRATIFYING RESULT...

Obviously, this is another attempt by China to overthrow the world's Engrish superpower Japan.

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